Ok. What can I give them? We're out of bread. We're out of jelly. No sandwiches. We have bologna, but I don't really want to give them meat, cheese and crackers. They've already had some crackers as a snack. I don't want to give them cereal; they've had it a little too much recently (breakfast and lunch yesterday, and breakfast today) our milk is still defrosting, already using powdered milk...just don't want to do cereal. No chicken nuggets. What can I use up? We have 3 hamburger patties left. Let's go with that.
I turn on the stove. Put on the iron skillet and the burgers. We don't have any buns, so what can I do with this? Maybe I can make it into a Salisbury steak or something. I remember a scene from kitchen nightmares, "don't you guys flavor anything. [...] do you taste this?" So I throw some salt and pepper on the patties.
Still thinking. How am I going to get my kids to eat this? They won't eat it as a patty. They barely eat it with the buns. I don't have gravy mix or mashed potatoes and I'm going to use the red potatoes for tomorrow. Flip. More salt and pepper. Besides, that's too much effort and would dirty too many dishes for a "quick" lunch. I get out three plates.
Still thinking. I start to cut it up, so it is more ground beef and less in patty form. It'll be easier for Zach and probably Logan. Maybe I can do it like a meat loaf. I have spaghetti sauce. I add some onion powder, chili powder, celery seeds (my new favorite seasoning) and oregano. Mmm smells pretty good. This pan doesn't have any edges, so I can't really fill it up with sauces and chunky ingredients and I don't want to get out a different pan and transfer it.
Um now that it is all ground up, Logan won't be able to eat it on a plate, so I get out the bowls instead. The meat is done, so I put it in the bowl. Now it looks really pathetic. Uhm, well maybe I can add a vegetable.
Chelsea, do you want corn, green beans or carrots? "Carrots." Ok. Oh, we don't have as many as I thought. Kids get out the table, chairs, spoons. I put Zach in his chair. Get out the carrots and aah, ketchup. Kids love ketchup. I know. We'll have hamburger in a bowl. We'll add ketchup and relish and cheese. That's looking better, but not quite complete. You know what?! We have a head of lettuce that needs to be used maybe I can make it a hamburger salad.
I get it out the lettuce and clean it. AHA!! I can "stuff" the leaves. The kids are all sitting, looking at their bowls and spoons and starting to eat, but still looking curious. I get out another bowl, put some lettuce leaves in it. Sit down and wrap a little one for Zach. He has a hard time biting it off, but still likes it.
I start to put some meat in a leaf for myself. "I want to make one," says Chelsea. I help her and finish making my own. Logan decides to try too.
SUCCESS!!! We eat bun-less hamburger lettuce wraps for lunch.

